So,
I seem to be getting more than my fair share of hot nurses. One hot nurse was shadowing another hot nurse last night so 2 of them came into the room each time. Then, moments ago, another hot nursing student came in to take my vitals. I thought it was worth mentioning. Those of you praying for me, throw in some hot nurses while your at it. Quite the morale booster!
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Hey bill,
ReplyDeleteI have some hot friends that are nursing students if you ever find yourself running short. I'm sure they'd love a road trip. Thinking about you!!!
Emily
I had my experience with hot nurses back when I was 25 and hospitalized for a Staph infection. I was in the hospital for a week in a Quarantine room and in alot of pain. I did not want to be touched and did not get out of the bed until later on in the week. I was feverish and on a push botton pain dispenser, so I was feeling pretty good. It was at this time that I fell in love with Misty, my nurse for the early part of the week. I was feeling better and anticipating her arrival one day only to be visited by a more mature oldschool nurse with smokers breath. To make matters worse, I finally got out of the bed and visited the restroom only to be hororfied by my appearance in the mirror. What little hair I had left at the time was greasy and matted to my head ,and I had lost 25 pounds and my eyes were sunk back in my head. Here I was thinking I was charming this poor girl with my whit and banter, when in fact she was probably never more unattracted to anyone in her whole life. At least I have a funny memory of my hspital romance.
ReplyDeleteJust read this Lance.....hilarious. Better late than never!
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